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a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.
b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.
That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.
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The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.
"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."
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A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.
'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'
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Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse
Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals
A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!
When two people who are deeply in love find themselves near an IKEA and are deeply horny. They enter the store and find the nearest bed to fuck.
My chick and I were hanging out and decided to try out the Swedish style since we near an IKEA.
-John
When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.
Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.