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When one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. The guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the dicks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own dick. Thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.
"Me and Dave were over at Jimmy's last night, shit started to get real gay and next thing I knew, Jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us."
"Nothing gay about a Swimming Anteater, that shit is just innovative."
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To do something no matter the consequences - through all the efforts, even if you fail.
I'm currently in sink or swim situation - I have to prepare lunch but I don't know how to cook.
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The swim and dive team obviously has two parts. Swim, and dive. Bothsides usually wil wear a skin tight suit known as a jammer, or the stereotypical speedo. Swimmers are some of the most chill athletes next to XC runners. Swim teams usually will have pasta partys to carb up the night before. (Swim team is usually refered to both swim and dive). When someone pokes fun at the skin tight suits, the team will stick together, and scare the sh*t out of that person for dissing the jammer. It takes just as much skill and determination to be a swimmer as it does to be a long distance runner.
Non-swimmer: Heeyyyooo faggg hows the speedo commin along ?? hehe
Swimmer 1: Fuck you man
Swimmer 2: You messin with my buddy here? Do I HAVE to knock you the fuck out?
Non-swimmer: Nonononono I was just kiddin! I Swwear!!
Swimmer 2: Thats right you were kiddin!
Swimmer 1: Let's ditch this popsicle stand and get to Swim and Dive practice
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The Australian Adult Swim is as alternative as vanilla ice-cream with nothing on it.
Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Orphen, Tenchi Muyu (or however you spell it), Bubblegum Crisis, Gonaicul (or however spelt), Home Movies, Sealab, Brak, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, Mission Hill. That's it. The only ones worth watching are Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Mission Hill, Brak, Sealab and Space Ghost. Nowadays, only Bebop, Trigun and Space Ghost are available from those few.
Futurama, Family Guy & Duckman should be on the Australian Adult Swim.
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A show which feels the need to warn viewers of the "mature content" of Family Guy and Futurama, both of which aired prime-time on FOX.
Adult Swim may contain content that parents might not find suitable for children under the age of 14
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A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.
Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?
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changing your clocks for day light savings time
At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.
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