1-10 technique

The rating that high schoolers and above use to rate each other based on attractiveness and other factors. Variations of this technique are:

Body, Face

Body, Face, personality

From 1-10 how good does jennifer look?

From 1-10 how bad do you want to fuck Lacey?

I'm bored, you want to use the 1 - 10 technique on Kayla?

That's basically what the 1-10 technique is

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Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

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Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

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Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!

yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11

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Deep Breathing Technique

When a guy gets sack-tapped so hard, he uses deep breathing to ease the pain and prevent himself from shedding a tear...

Romy was sack-tapped so hard, he used a deep breathing technique so he wouldn't cry like a bitch

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