Don't tell Lisa

When something has to stay secret. Especially from your girlfriend.

- I was studying Japanese history! Apparently they always invaded other countries!
- Yeah you're right, but don't tell Lisa.

jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.

Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half

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Show And Tell Girl

A girl who is dated only because of her appearance, so that she can be showed off to her boyfriend's friends.

-Jake and Crystal are a really nice couple, or what?
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!

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Non Tell STD

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.

Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.

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You tell em

The phrase "You tell em" is one of many sarcastic remarks which can be used to abruptly end a conversation. If you do not feel like responding to a certain person or your laughing at a complete idiot/moron/goon throwing out a "You tell em" will shut them up or induce a very interesting response.

Complete Idiot with glasses- "Actually Mr. Peeeeuuuurrrrd, I ate 7 apples for breakfast, not 6."

You- "ay you tell em pal"

A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.

You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.

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Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

Mo: i want to have hot sex with you
Emily: tell me about it

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i'm tell

when you agree with the person talking. to understand where a person is coming from

It is hot as hell out here, "i'm tell".

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