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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
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Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.
Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.
when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila
Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch
Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
Tequila Tag (noun) to be played in a group with a bottle of tequila, salt and lime and a form of wheels (not a car) ie: motorized wheelchair, scooter, etc. Person who is "it" has tequila and fixins. Other chase, upon catch, person holding tequila takes shot and passes off tequila to tagger who is then "it" Rinse and Repeat! Quit when you can't walk or puke.
Alcoholic Tag
Hey Yo, hop on your scooter so we can play tequila tag Devin.
a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."