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A brain-damaged woman whose right-to-die case between her husband and her parents has been turned into another tawdry soap opera by the media and politicians — as well as a definition-turned-message board on Urban Dictionary featuring a non-so-civil debate between rabid conservative jackasses and elitist liberal jackasses.
You partisan idiots really make me sick.
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The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.
Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.
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Terri Schiavo died like shortly after 9:00 AM on Tuesday, March 31st, 2005. She starved to death because her husband finally convinced the courts to order her feeding tube removed after 15 years.
Why is it that you people say we have no idea what she wants because she left no will, but you can say with certainty that there is "no doubt about" God being mad about this? Can you prove that God exists? Did he mail you a postcard saying "Hey, I'm a little pissed off about the whole Terri Schiavo thing, ya think you could stir up a bunch of shit on the internet for me? Love always, Dad." No.
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A woman who is in the middle of a Conservative VS Liberal political football game.
This is one of the reasons why I am an Independent.
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a Terry fold, (or Terry Folds), is a part of the body where you can grab onto, during the act of lovemaking. it is when a large access of fat is created on the male's body, which can be used as handle bars.
"Hey, did you ever wanna hold a Terry fold? I got one right here. Grab my Terry flap".
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The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"
"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"
"Did you?"
"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"
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A person at the height of fashion who boldly and provocatively melts chocolate onto just one foot, and rocks the look in public.
"Has that man got chocolate all over one of his feet"?.....'yes mate that's Terry Toes'
'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'