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Home Of Screwed Up Click & The Best State Ever!!!
Man Are You From Texas?""Yeah, The Home Of Screwed Music.
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1.A pimple on the ass of America.
2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not.
3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.
Hey y'all! Welcome to Texas!
Otherwise known as Hell!
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The land of conservatives, cowboys, drunkards, fat dudes, and stupid people riding on cows.
Man 1:George Bush was one of the worst presidents.
Man 2: Well no kidding, he was governer of Texas
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The Greatest State and place to be in The U.S.of motherfuckin A.
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.
Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay
I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
Californian: Hi Im A Queer from calfornia I love penis like the vast majority of other californians with the exception of snoop, Eazy E and various other real ass niggers
Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.
Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
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A state of mind in which nothing exists in the known cosmos.
Jonny: Yeah, I wanted to buy a new LaCoste shirt at Nieman Marcus.
Geoff: What did you goet?
Jonny: Nothing, all the sales people were from Texas.
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so if your from a dif state and your wondering why people seem to think texas is so much better,
its because we texans have pride in our shit, we dont just live whereever, this is our home, we always plan to move back to texas if we leave so we can have kids here
we have a way cooler history than other states, we even have texas history as a class in school,
texas is huge, nuff said, it also has a cool shape but whatever....
were not all cowboys but we all have at least 1 as a freind and you dont have to be a hick to have horses or land,
another bonus, texas isnt freaking cold, unlike gay omaha or whatever the most clothing we wear at any point in the year in houston is a hoodie and jeans,
we are home to some of the best universities in the country for dif. subjects like Sam Houston st. for criminal law or A&M or UT or all the other ones, also, texas is in the south, the place where people like to say everyone is inbred, well that all starts to the north and east of us starting in Okla.,
if you have ever been around the country you will notice there are WAY more beautiful women here and theyre actually tan and not all pale whities,
we have some of the best food here, BBQ and mexican, these can never be recreated the same anywhere outside of texas(well maybe mexico)
oh ya texas is the only state that became a state by treaty, so if we wanted to we could suceed and become our own country
so maybe now you know how we texans think
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The best state in America! (:
&& no, not everyone in Texas are "cowboys && cowgirls"
but we wreck harder then yall, :D
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