Bar Hug

1) Bastardization of the term, Bear Hug. Semantic alteration. Used in association with attorneys who minimize or attempt to dismiss illicit sexual relations with their own clients.

2)Bar associations and Supreme Courts embracing or ignoring attorneys who violate ethical standards.

1) I was merely giving Mrs. Doe a bar hug.

2)Disciplinary Counsel keeps giving attorney Doe bar hugs.

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Dive bar

A well-worn, unglamorous bar, often serving a cheap, simple selection of drinks to a regular clientele.

The term can describe anything from a comfortable-but-basic neighborhood pub to the nastiest swill-slinging hole.

You don't need to dress up; we're just going to the dive bar down the street.

Man, that place is such a dive bar... Don't go in unless you plan to burn your clothes afterwards.

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Bar Rape

A slang term to define someone who supports himself/herself on the emergency bar in Dance Dance Revolution(DDR) in order to complete a song.

That guy always bar rapes when he plays that song.

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Harbor Bar

A specific form of gangbang, wherein a woman assumes the starfish position whilst being waylaid by four Dutch hikers.

"I am so sore, guys!"
"From all the hiking in Acadia?"
"No, from the Harbor Bar I enjoyed right after!"

bar deezy

Shooting the puck off the crossbar and down into the net in a game of hockey.

Last night I went bar deezy from the wing on the short side for a gee dub.

Twonka bar

Absolute twat. A mix between a twonk (family friendly version of twat) and a wonka bar. Friendly insult

Person 1: yo this person shagged my mum
Person 2: what a twonka bar

bar whisper

if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.

in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.

PETER: hey babe, want to head back to my place?
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!

DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.