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when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.

screwy aint it??????????????/

by ur dads hairy nipple March 31, 2005

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life

Something I like to do in my spare time.

Well, if you get bored of life, there's always death.

by David Watts August 2, 2003

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life

the meaning of life is to find a meaning of life.
the point of life is to discover something within ourselves and try to make the best of it.
life doesnt mean living it to the fullest, because that only describes what you want to do with it, not what it is.

One of the reasons why human civilization isn't getting any better is because no one has found the meaning of life yet.
We all think we know the answers, and yet, everyone always falls into some problem, always asking themselves why.

i know the meaning of life

by meliaaa July 24, 2008

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Life

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death, there is currently no known cure.

What even is life?

by Please Tommy Please July 4, 2017

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Life

issa thing where were supposed to learn from our mistakes but... we still got trump as president

i just triggered a whole lotta trump supporters
but eh.. thats life...

by Lovely67802 February 1, 2019

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Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure

I hate life

by James299 July 27, 2016

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Life

Something I obviously don't have...

Friend: Man, I love my life

Other friend: life? What does that feel like?

by M.Jean February 8, 2017

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