A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.
A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it
Kachi is the picasso of clutchness
That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness
Vaughn clutch is a manuever used by one of the two badass at everything, undefeated, world champions of everything. It's used as a submission finisher. There is no known counter against it.
Damn! Once he put the Vaughn clutch on him, he tapped out with a quickness. No one has ever gotten out of it.
When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.
When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."
The act of pushing the accelerator to a certain point, and kicking the clutch to innitiate a drift.
Woah Donnie! You clutch kicked the shit out of that 240!
When you go to the bathroom, and take a dump,but you don't leave a smell.
Yo did you see sam in the bathroom he went Clutch Kakoose
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a person who acts in a sneaky or selfish manner, yet is charming and charismatic about it all the same.
Madigan's being such a clutch pig.
You're a clutch pig.
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