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A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
a guy tht uses he/him pronounces. Also known to make gacha videos about mprgemoris server such as singing battle with members of mpregmoris server and a gacha rp with members of mpregmoris server.
Someone make one for me or else/threat
---wise words from blitz
Person A- Yoooo we blitzing tonight??
Person B- Damn right , it's gunna be a blitzkrieg!
To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death
Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.
Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.
A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
To outrun something or someone.
If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.
Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!