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The Greatest Empire the world has ever seen controlling 1/4 of the earth’s surface, the United Kingdom and its Empire are characterised by Protestant Christian values and rule by law. The United Kingdom’s Industrial and Military might are unmatched. Its mission is to expand Christianity and civilisation throughout the entire earth lifting savage populations out of darkness into the light of Britannic civilisation.
The Commonwealth is the greatest empire ever known.
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Rapping that sounds funny. Especially when they swear lol
I couldn’t stop laughing at millie b’s British rapping
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British Airways are the flag carrier, and largest air line in the UK by fleet size.
British Airways crew have been stereotyped to work only two days per week, have the face of a horse and tell passengers to "fuck off" after any request, going so far as to hate Economy passengers for breathing
Air France crew: Oh you're British Airways, I thought I could hear somebody eating hay, how's you're hoofs?
Ba crew: Oh fuck off, go on fuck off
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An American who speaks British English or uses mostly British slang.
Sarah is kind of...british-ish.
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British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX.
British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views.
Theyre dope shoes youre wearing there Leroy!
Word up yo. Theyre my new British Knights yo!
I'll give you 400 pairs of Nike air max if you let me wear them for a while.
Sorry, no deal. My British Knights are hella dope.
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a british girl is a girl who obviously lives in Britain and is obsessed with Chanel, LV, and Micheal Kors. she CAKES her face with makeup. she is basically a british version of a private school girl. spray tan, makeup, wears expensive clothes, and loves fake lashes. the trend/joke started on TikTok.
Alexa: Why are you shaking?
Me: Oh i’m a british girl. Duh
Alexa: Oh, LOL.
me and alexa: *starts being a british girl too*
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the scums of the earth that, believe it or not, aren't even real.
Why are you british?
Tommyinnit is nothing but a figment of your imagination
british "people" amirite
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