so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.

girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.

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The Nor Cal Inversion

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.

Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."

so cal love

Great affection for the good things to love about Southern California. Also the name of a designer clothing consignment boutique that donates a part of proceeds to animal welfare organizations in California.

So Cal Love is experienced when you recognize all of the good in Southern California. A state of being. The So Cal Love Boutique brings two great things about California as one...designer consignment and So Cal's Love for animals.

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cal poly pomona

the other cal poly

"you go to cal poly, so do I!"
"yeah but I go to the other cal poly"
"there's more than 1?"
"yeah cal poly pomona"

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cal-i

short for California

i'm from socal-i
i'm from norcal-i
i live in LA socal-i

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Nor Cal Dolly

Hottest girl in northern California . girls want to be her, and guys want to marry her.

Did you see that nor cal dolly

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So Cal Bro

So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"

They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.

While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.

When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.

Ex. Do you think she's fucking him? Nah he's a So Cal Bro, he's not hitting that.

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