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A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
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The Canadian ABCs are the alphabetical sequence of letters used in the Canadian language. While this is very similar to the English ABCs, there are included a variety of letters exclusive to the language.
This alphabet goes something like this:
A, B, C, D, E, F, Guy, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Buddy, Q, R, S, T, U, Friend, W, X, Eh, and Pppphhhlbt. It can be noted 'Pppphhhlbt' is pronounced in several variants, such as Phlphlbbbt or Slcluhhhchlbpt.
Shortly after learning the Canadian ABCs we could start practicing fluent Canadian.
When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.
The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.
How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.
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A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.
Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.
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A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.
Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
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It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.
/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
/r/SouthFM: "It is now."
When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.
Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.
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