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To Count coup is considered an act of bravery by North American Native Indians.
The ultimate Counting coup scenario, as told by Chief Plenty Coup: To be in declared war with another tribe and by genius stealth or of an outright brazen act to reach his enemy, a warrior had avoided death by flying arrows from afar, spears chucked while in close, even while in the death zone of the intended coup victim's now attacking and slashing knife. This is when the said warrior now slaps his knife wielding enemy on the face and then manages to flee unharmed. The red faced victim of Counted coup is now the embarrassment of his tribe.
To the Anglo-Saxon world an act of Counting coup would be considered an act of glory seeking stupidity. As an example: It would be like getting in a boxing match with Mike Tyson after having just slapped him up-side the face in the pre-bout introductions. On the other hand, if Mike Tyson wanted to even-up on the Counting coup score card, he would toy with this opponent until the last round, and then bite the ear off the side of the opponent's head five seconds before the end of the fight!
Ladies and Gentleman this is the finest Counting coup strategy and deployment I have ever seen! There is simply no recourse!
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How many different people you’ve murdered. Sometimes it’s a low number (boooorrrinnggg) or sometimes it’s a larger number. The higher the number, the more people killed. (But remember if a cop asks you about your body count, don’t tell him). Usually the gang and I compare about our numbers and tbh, I’ve never heard anybody EVER use it about s*x. Like no joke.
“Hey, George whats your body count tonight”
“About... 38”
“Dang bro!! I only got about 23”
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A person who wacks off frequently every day with or without porn,even at other peoples homes and in public places.
guy#1:I got caught wackin it in the home depot bathroom Again
guy#2:Dude!!,Gross,You're such a Count Wackula
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1) One who possesses a dangerously high amount of swagg or swagger
2) An honorary title bestowed upon Martin "Gaston" Biron, an NHL goaltender blessed with a filthy level of swagg.
I can't believe we let Count Swaggula get away from Philly
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When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...
He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.
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One who is expert at fucking others
One who counts on getting fucked alot
One who has a massive cock
An experienced ass stretcher
Jesus, that guy is hung like Count Fuckula!!
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Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.
Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."
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