Rural Dictionary

rolled around in doritos

See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.

She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.

by Fake people in denial. November 10, 2014

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

by kiraskywalker July 9, 2016

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Dorito Cake Face

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.

Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!

by CCTheDog August 15, 2021

Dinamite Dorito Boi

A Dinamite Dorito Boi is a guy who is super chill, relaxed, Respects everyone, puts in effort in everything especially relationships. Also, for a snack, only eats Dorito Dinamites.

“Look at Jack, he’s a Dinamite Dorito Boi

by ayyymexican January 27, 2020

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