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This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.
I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.
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The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!
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A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.
Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!
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The action of not fulfilling an obligation which in-turn causes a negative outcome to occur to your friends.
Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.
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When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.
I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton
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When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.
Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”
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It's a town in Indiana, you filthy perverts. Seriously, what were you expecting?
Normal Person: I was down in French Lick the other day...
pervert: Hee hee.. french lick..
Normal person: ......
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