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That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.
Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.
When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.
When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.
Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.
The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.
I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.
A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."