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A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.
Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.
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The dried up piece of foreskin that's on your fucking dick head right now
I'll pick up my onion ring that's on my fucking dick and fucking eat it in front of your fucking face
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The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.
I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.
When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.
I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.
Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.
'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.
"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"
"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."
Phrase used to describe bad news.
Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...
Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.
Onion Facts is a godly video uploaded on the timotainment YouTube channel. It is very educational and redacted. It includes facts such as redacted, and redacted.
Orang: Have you seen onion facts?
Meme man: redacted