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A headache like feeling that resembles a hangover despite no alcohol consumption the previous night
School was really tough today because I had a phantom hangover that lasted until 11
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A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.
See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!
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When you order at McDonald's or any fast food place and you are ask for no pickles and in the middle of eating your burger there it is. the pickle/pickles you didn't order.
I was enjoying my burger till i came in contact with the phantom pickle...
A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.
Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs
Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell
Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian
The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.
I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.
The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.
"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."