Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him

I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.