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The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"
It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Your friendly neighbourhood broccoli
I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli
The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.
Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!
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a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
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1. a C-130T airplane
2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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