One who is addicted to sending out college applications and anything related to applying for college.
dude 1: dude, why do you get so much college junk mail?
dude 2: i'm a college app-a-holic.
dude 1: dude. that's really lame.
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The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
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I was just using the blue bird app. It was hell. I don't like life anymore.
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When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.
Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!
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When you're tired as fuck and need to go to sleep.
Bro, it's been a long day I need to go bon appe-sleep.
Okay bro, I'll hit you up tommorow.
Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.
His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.
An app that one has fun with once, then never really decides to use it again, and just ignores it.
Angry Birds Rio was a Once-Used App for me, since it never was as good as the original Angry Birds.