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A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"
Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
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n. The most important and influential band to come out of the Austin music scene in recent memory. They combine elements of punk, classic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring assault on the senses.
"Do you like...music?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"
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A shadow creeping in the most unexpected of places, always finding new victims...
The UnHoly-Assassin lurks behind the unsuspecting pidgeons...
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This is Freshman that slays every Senior Pussy no matter what also he does not try
He is such a senior Assassin last week I saw him with mad senior
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The wallaby assassins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. They occupy the mountains of north wales. The wallaby assassins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. The alpha male of the wallaby assassins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. Every year, one member of the wallaby assassins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.
omg. its the wallaby assassins !
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When a man or women kills someone with a wheelchair
Cerebral Assassin - Death caused by a wheelchair by wither being run over or hit with it.
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