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Batmans is the act in which consenting adults partake in taboo sexual activies, and decide to take bit to the next level and wear each other out. The man lays on his back, hands down, thus allowing the woman to straddle his face. This act relinquishes any defense the man may have had prior to his involvement. Ultimately becoming a victim in a twisted game of life or death. Once she has her victim subdued she can begin phase 2: The maskenalingus. The starting of this phase is marked by the parting of the womans vagina lips, and and the pulling of said lips until they are opened wide enough allow it to engulf a mans face allowing only enough breathing room to preform cunnilingus. This occasionally results in trauma and or death. If a man does this with his ass, it is Givin' Jokers.
Freddy: Dude...im never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
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HIV and AIDS virus. I saw this on a Wrap-it-up type special on BET. The forever part comes from the virus being uncurable, and the Batman part comes from the movie, Batman Forever.
"Yeah yall might call it HIV and Aids, but we call it Batman, cause it's FOREVER!"
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somebody who thinks they are cool and mysterious, but is in fact an absolute tool
for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"
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When a girls cleavage is rocking and it makes the shape of batwings. Showing alot of boobs or cleavage. A way to warm people their showing too much boob.
"Nicci, Batman dude!"
"Oh sorry lemme fix that"
"no....its cool..."
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1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.
2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.
1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?
2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
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Upcoming book about batjune (junior grimes Batman) who ends up traveling through timelines or alternate universes where he encounters batfleck (ben affleck Batman) AND the beloved Nolan Batman (Christian bale Batman) as batjune must stop the evil WB studios from destroying all of the multiverse.
Batjune is the main protagonist of said book who regards Nolan Batman and batfleck as the GOAT who act as mentors to the younger Batman.
Batman into the snyderverse is DCs into the spiderverse
The most anticipated comic book is almost here “Batman into the snyderverse”
Staring Robert Pattinson or as i call Rob Bat Bat’n Bat as Batman
This film is directed by Matt reeves Famous for directing the planet of the ape movies. this new take on Batman is Young and unexperienced, Bruce Wayne in this movie isn’t the playboy we all’ve gotten to know, this version of bruce is isolated, cut off from the world and doesn't yet use his fortune for good beyond the cowl. His allies James Gordon Jeffrey Wright, Selina Kyle Zoë Kravitz, Alfred Pennyworth Andy Serkis All Contribute unforgettable roles in this Film, although fans are divided on SPOILER the Jokers Barry Keoghan appearance in the end of the movie. Long story short The Batman 2022 Is An Amazing Peice Of Media that everyone should see, some say it might even rival The Dark Knight 2008
THE BATMAN 2022 Makes you feel like Spiderman. 101/10 -IGN
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