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Dark-skinned Italian.
I'm dark because my father's a Sicilian burnt pizza.
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A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt
I am a burnt potato
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the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.
Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!
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A small town in the middle of no where, which houses the dumbest FNG's to ever enlist in the United States Marine Corp. Such influences that back the youth population are Lady Gaga, Kesha, Pee Wee Herman, and a bunch of know it all sissies who want to run all the time
Burnt Hills, New York
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When ur penis has been burned!
Damn man u have a burnt penis.
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Being absolutely dead-on-your-feet-tired
When you are awake only because of the loudness of the music and an IV of Caffiene
I only got 30 minutes of sleep before I went to work and killed 3 buddies in a gas-leak explosion, and I'm only awake now cause...zzzzzzz....huh?
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The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
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