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Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
Katie is a carpet muncher
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describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Don't be such a carpet head!
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To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
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Rickyism for "flying colors"
"He passed with flying carpets."
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(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
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to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
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What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay
The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."