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A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.
Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"
Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".
Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".
Man: "You are a chub whore".
the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit
I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!
I love hot chubbing. I hope my filters can handle the splooge tsunami.
A double cheese burger from McDonalds
Man I'm hunger, lets go gets some double chubs
When a male is built like a football player but has just a little bit of extra baggage.
"That guy is so chub on the buff."
"Yeah, he's really fit, but he's got a bit of cushion for the pushin."
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(noun) 1: Someone who is fat, but not completely obese. 2: Someone who has qualities that remind you of a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.
My little cousin just ate ice cream off of the ground. He's such a chub nugget.
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