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past experiences or actions in one's past that one is not proud of.
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.
NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.
Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.
Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.
Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.
A closet or room in your house where you put everything you don't know what do with; just crammed with stuff, and very messy. From the TV show "Friends". The character Monica was an obsessive neat-freak, but it was revealed in one episode that in fact she had a closet stuffed completely full of junk.
"Don't open that door! It's my Monica closet."
A Horrified Logo Made By Paramount Television During 1969-1970's.
Closet Killer, Produced By Paramount, Is A 3-Second Horror Movie That Will Give You Nightmares.
Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!