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Downwards Cobra

the act of dry humping a females anus on chatroulette

Guy 1 : you know that kid tristan

Guy 2 : isnt he the one who did the downwards cobra with summer on chatroulette
Guy 1 : yea bro he is a pimp

by morning swimmers July 12, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cobra head

A coiled turd with the last part being straight and sticking out of the water. Extremely difficult to do, but worth practicing.

Dude, I just shut the lid on a cobra head in there, better use the other shiter.

by shlitzy November 8, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


phat cobra

9 foot by 3 foot dick. Best compliment a man can get when their dick gets tagged as the phat cobra.

Zach: Phat Cobra is the man not only do i want to party with him, for some reason my mom does too, but i don't know why.

by phat cobra 93 October 21, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golden Cobra

When one dude pisses on another dude's cock and sucks it.

Fred Durst loves to perform golden cobras on little boys.

by Gefilte Fist June 23, 2011

89๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

by He-is-man December 8, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


COBRA Clutch

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."

Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.

by Serpentor November 3, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cobra Kai

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.

Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.

by Bort August 13, 2008

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