Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
Gay Super duper gay likes grandpas
Some dude: Woah look at that Conner Ripley!
Person 1: Eva Conner is sooooo pretty
Person 2: I know right I wish I could be her
A "Conner Load" is a saying that means you have a lot on your mind or you are really busy with other things.
I'm sorry I couldn't meet you today I've had a Conner Load because of my father's second wedding with his new new wife.
Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.
That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.
An all around show-off, a sportsy jock that classically gets the cheerleader girl. Conner is strong, and doesn’t pay attention is school. Conner is a show-off and a bully who acts like a goody two shoes when teachers are around. Conner is a bad boyfriend and can be VERY annoying. Some people LOVE Conner, others hate him. Conner is short and fast, with a high self-esteem and a tendency to be rude for attention.
“Who’s your least favorite kid in our class?” “Easy, Conner. He’s such a show-off!” “Yeah!” “He stole my girlfriend!”