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Corporate conservative

A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.

"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."

by IceColdCapriSunsAreUnderrated February 21, 2012

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Conservative Elite

The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.

The conservative elite are just as bad as the liberal elite

by Bill January 21, 2006

47πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Conservative party

A uk government party (bunch of selfish posh idiots)that aren’t helping the nhs that’s why we have to sleep over night in waiting rooms and the hospitals are run down whom always end up winning because statistically old people vote a lot more than young people they also enjoy fox hunting and scones

*in A&E*
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours β€œ
Nurse :
β€œThe conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”

Patient to themself :
β€˜Fuck I should of voted Labour β€˜

by I really like fish and chips August 31, 2019

27πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Conservative Arts

Most popular major at Prager University. The fact that only Benis Drager teaches them while liberal arts are in every university is proof that society is biased towards libtards.

Hello kids for Conservative Arts 101 at Prager University we will be reading chapter 1 of "Urine and Feces, yes Urine and Feces"

by 322997am November 12, 2020

19πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


stupid conservative

Redundant term. All conservatives are stupid.

Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.

by Samurai Sam September 16, 2006

110πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003

50πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


conservative punk

Simply put, a Punk Rocker who happens to have a Conservative/Libertarian standpoint and outlook on politics. This is not an oxymoron because if punk is really against government then there's no way they can logically work towards communism because communism is basically where the government controls every aspect of an individual's life! Where's the anarchy in that, you brainwashed idiots?! While it's worth noting that some Conservative Punks are genuine neo-conservative right wingers, the majority of them have a very strong Libertarian tilt to their political ideology.

Famous Conservative Punks include
Johnny Ramone
Lee Ving (Fear)
Members of the Vandals
Michale Graves ('Newfits, Gotham Road) (yes, the newfits suck, i know)
AntiSeen
Bobby Steele (The Misfits, yes, the original misfits. the Undead)

by No_more_Heroes August 29, 2006

571πŸ‘ 490πŸ‘Ž