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n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.
Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!
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A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.
"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.
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When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins
After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.
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The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.
Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.
That last pig in a blanket was sitting there staring at me so I hot cousined that shit.
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n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.
I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.
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a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman
JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins
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Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."
"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."
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