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spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 02, 2003


cousin choice

A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.

"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.

by Seymour_Buttz September 01, 2007


weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009


Hot Cousin

The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.

Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.

That last pig in a blanket was sitting there staring at me so I hot cousined that shit.

by Hungry Eye April 16, 2013


kissing cousin

n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.

I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 11, 2004


weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 23, 2009


best cousin

Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."

"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."

by OsoNegro November 09, 2013