You turnin up in a party bus.
James :what did you do
Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style
That is one looser cruiser
Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.
I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.
Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary
Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.
Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars
person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”
person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”
or
“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”
Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser