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Dare Kites

a gross rapist that prays on his young victims.

Dare Kites is a Rapist

by kites April 4, 2020


how dare you

when someone dares

*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.

by Smartass2 September 30, 2018


Dare Luck

When you do something dangerous and/or stupid and might get hurt or die, but everything turns out awesome.

" I can't believe he survived ", "he's got that Dare Luck".

by Therealmoonman June 3, 2023


Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.

She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.

by jbadman October 1, 2023


I wouldn't dare

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.

Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023


Don’t you dare

I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it

“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”

by what’sapseudonym October 19, 2020


Dan tan dare

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"

"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"

by Karloss, November 17, 2018