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During the summer months they can be spotted mostly at night. The adolescent of the species typically wakes up with thorns and scratches covering most of their bodies with no memory of how they got there. There natural habitat is the Sonoran desert and Sky Islands. Both male and female adults will scowl at those from California and ask when their moving back. Other than a slightly xenophobic attitude towards their habitat, they look others in the eye, open doors for others, say thank you, tell it like it is, and knows way more Mexicans than you do. For relaxation the desert rat will go to one of those water spots you can't find on Google and never will. A desert rat will stand out in autumn and spring, they will be the ones wearing a sweater at 75° The xenophobic desert rat loves their desert and is a good steward of it, often turning off the water while brushing teeth, washing hands, and has a dirty vehicle.
Those desert rats all seem to have a 4X4, high caliber rifle and at least 3 articles of camouflage clothing.
The United Kingdom, mainly England.
You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!
when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters
- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"
- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"
A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person
That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he
A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.
American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.
If you listen closely you can hear a desert canary braying in the distance.