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forbidden forest

the pubic hair region of peter doherty's p33n.

"OMG, there are crabs in the FORBIDDEN FOREST!"

by linds March 27, 2005

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


forest of dean

A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair

I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean

by Kel B July 27, 2006

22πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 5, 2009


Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 30, 2018


frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".

Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.

by DirtyDan879 May 19, 2015


Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018