Organ grinder

an effeminate and sexually repulsive white male seen publicly with a simian Indian gf. Nearly all organ grinders have an ambiguous eunuch-like appearance which has caused them to continuously fail in social competition for a beautiful or sexy girl... until one day they accept their limitations and an aboriginal East Indian gf.
These guys are commonly very weak-willed and have yet to outgrow the "mama's boy" stage. Thus, their need to be cared for by a female is so strong that they will mate with an anthropoid woman because it means having someone to cling onto.

I wish I had said something about Steve's low self-esteem issues earlier on because that could have prevented him from becoming an organ grinder by settling for Priya.

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knuckle-grinder

a name for a snowboarder

Skiers are way cooler than knuckle-grinders.

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axel grinder

someone who grinds their body against something metal

"hey dude, check out that girl grinding on that metal wrench."
"yea, shes the local axel grinder."

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Real grinder

A movie that is just like any ordinary movie except in the sex scenes they don't pretend they really have sex.

John got the lead role in a real grinder.

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Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.

I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!

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pepper grinder

a blowjob

Man: How much for a pepper grinder
Hooker: $50

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