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when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos
caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
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Italian/italian wanna-be that flaunts his money even though he only makes $25,000 a year working construction, selling mortages, club promoting, and/or drug-steriod selling. Worse then nigger rich.
Nero spent 2 G's last weekend at surf club. Damn cuz, he is guido rich!
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eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.
Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
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A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"
Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.
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