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An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
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a fuckboy who very much a pleb and cheats on girls all the time
person 1: did you here that he cheated on her
person 2: yah, he’s such a hayden
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A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden
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A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
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The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?
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Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.
Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again
He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.
I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!
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A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
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