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Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only bee four recorder occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
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Laurence: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Adam: "Why"
Laurence: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Adam: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Laurence: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Adam: "Well that is to be expected"
Laurence: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Adam "Cheers, man!
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Attack Helicopter is a specific gender that was made fun of in 2014 as a transgender joke, but now several former Air Force members have come out as an Attack Helicopter/Apache Helicopter due to there sentimental attachment to their own helicopter. The pronouns are Heli/Copter/Helicopters. Though many members find this gender to be a very offensive joke, but what is really happening is the members of the Attack/Apache Helicopters are being oppressed by the people who are fighting against oppression. Though there is less than 100 people who identify with these pronouns, they are still a part of this society and are getting pushed out by the LGBTQ+ community.
Attack Helicopter Definition: a gender in which few veterans identify as.
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“I identify as an Apache Helicopter.”
“You are a transphobic and you aren’t funny”
“But I have an attachment to my Apache Copter, and I identify as that now to show my thanks and connection to my copter.”
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The art of cranking your shaft while inside a women's vagina. To perform the inside helicopter you must be well indowd.
Lay your ho ass up or belly down and while your cock is inside her grab a handful of your cock and crank it like a 29 Ford thus performing the inside helicopter.
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The act of taking ones penis and swinging it around in a helicopter like motion. Once the penis has reached it's top speed the penis is then smacked onto the face of the sexual partner.
Q: When i got out of the shower last night I walked over to Suzy and gave her a helicopter whop while she was sleeping.
A: Wow that must have hurt.
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A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
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One of the many genders in the world.
Attack Helicopter is used as a gender. I classify as a Attack Helicopter
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A sex move involving a girl with no arms or legs, Where a man stands up while having an erection, inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, and spins her around and around on his penis.
Man 1: How was the Halifax helicopter last night?
Man 2: It didn't work, she wouldn't let me cut her legs off...
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