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The act of putting a broom handle in your ass and rocking back onto it and using both feet to kick someone in the head
Keep playin and I’ll kangaroo punch you
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this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping
a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before
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When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.
My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.
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An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.
The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.
"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"
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A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
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the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
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A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.
John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!
Derek: Dude that's gross!
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