samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

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ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

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mura mag tala

can be used for situations that'll make you say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" or "What in the hell are you doing?" but in a more passive-aggressive approach. Mainly used in present time.

*Person 1 bumps into Person 2, then just walks away*
Person 2: Mura mag tala.

Magged

Emptying a full magazine of a gun into a person

Person 1: Bro, I just totally magged that eshlin, taught the dog a lesson.

magged

To go through a magnetometer, the security tool checking for metallic devices on one's person.

Look, they get magged just like the rest of us.

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please