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What real mechanics call a back yard mechanic that thinks he knows more than he actually does, super mechanic redneck cars
Robert Parker, Jr. is a super mechanic.
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When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.
Definition #2 : a condom
I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.
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Very desirable and intelligent man of such high capabilities that he could design custom bunk bed bars and, therein, overcome the only obstacle in taking the lead.
use caution when near mechanical designers using both sides of the brain while on water
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The song 'Mechanical Man' is sung by Billie Joe Armstrong of the legendary Green Day, promoting the film 'Live Freaky Die Freaky'.
Some lyrics-"A quarter cup messiachal, a sprinkle of maniacal....And now I'm a Mechanical Man."
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A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.
*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.
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A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.
Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
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The most proggiest assembly of competent musicians ever.
"The Timepiece Mechanics are so prog."
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