When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
1. A Quick nut.
2. A dude that Cums quick.
aka Two Hump Chump
You know that nigga jerome right?
Ya, Why?
Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.
(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating
the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles