(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
1. A Quick nut.
2. A dude that Cums quick.
aka Two Hump Chump
You know that nigga jerome right?
Ya, Why?
Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.
Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)
One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.
"You think that girl over there is hot?"
"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour