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An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.
Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?
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A person or persons, who is, or are, a follower of the religion of Islam.
The President of the United States of America is banning all Moose Lambs from trying to enter the country illegally...
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One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.
Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.
A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.
Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!
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The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
refers to a drunk, non bathing homeless person or day labor worker who totes all belongings around on back. Can be found sleeping in park, drinking nature ice, and smoking crack. orgin - clearwater, florida, chips selter.
Look at that moose on the bench,drinking nature ice, and sleeping in the park!
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I got moose milk in my kitchen OHHHH
need it cause im on a mission RAHHHHHH