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Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 26, 2024


reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.

Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.

by TaroSykes November 14, 2022


russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo April 28, 2016


Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018


mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 5, 2014


Mosquito

The bug that makes you like flies better.

Mosquito

by Uncle Buttmunch June 5, 2018


Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.

Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today

by Handle68 May 3, 2016