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Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.
CNN: Actual news fuck that I want more money in my wallet.
An insignificant group of islands in the South Pacific inhabited by 55 million sheep, 4.5 million of which think they are human.
American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
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To start a streak on snapchat if you don't have one already with someone
New streaks???
Can we start a streak?
Sure why not
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All New is a phrase that is used by advertisers to express that a product is allegedly very different from its predecessor or the prior art. While this phrase may have had a lot of meaning at some point, it has really lost that meaning through overuse and misuse. For example, a 2009 version of car with minor changes compared to the 2008 version may be marketed as "the all new X car." Also of note, the phrase may be used for a long period of time after an introduction of a product or service, so the "new" part of "all new" has also lost some significance. For example, in July of this year car manufacturers will still likely be marketing a car as the "all new x car" even though it has been available since September of the previous year.
The "All New" Porsche 911 with revised styling.
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the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.
new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.
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A place where you will find many sheep and no black people
tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing
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A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!
Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
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