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Ice Nice is a kind of ice (according to Kurt Vonnegut's book Cat's Cradle) that will turn any other liquid material at room temperature into ice with the same properties...
and because of that it is capable of destroying life on earth
Free bag of Ice-nine with 6-pack
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Quite possibly the most sex anybody can have with a woman at once and keep it satisfying for everyone. This little-known sexual "position" consists of eight guys (or alternatively, shemales or maybe hermaphrodites) and one girl/woman (or hermaphrodite)for a total of nine people. The penises are allocated as follows: one in her mouth, one in her vagina, one in her rectum, one for each of her hands (making two), one for each of her feet (making two as well), and finally, one between her breasts. Needless to say, this requires some careful manoevering among the men in order to prevent knees and elbows from accidentally ending up in people's faces, and to avoid a general bruising up of all involved. The actual positioning of the people doesn't matter so much; as long as all of the above mentioned holes/surfaces are filled, it is an nine-way. This is one way to have an "instant orgy".
"Sooo...what were you up to this past weekend, dude?"
"On Saturday, I was busy with a nine-way."
"No way, dude?!?! How did you swing that?"
"Well, we were all sitting around recovering from the gnarly party last night, and we started talking about sex, and pretty soon we were all really horny. We were talking about nine-ways, so we just decided to try it."
"DUUUUUDE! Next time that happens, you better invite me, man; we could have had a ten-way!"
"I don't know; that chick was pretty much full, man; you could have tried for an armpit or something, I guess."
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(trahyb) (nhyne) noun.
A. A local group consisting of nine members that tends to rule the grounds of a specific area or location.
B. Highest level of hierarchy in human existence.
C.A messenger from the people to the divine.
D.The definition of cool.
The upmost of natural disasters and mythological beasts were destroying the houses of poor villagers when the town called upon tribe nine. From there tribe nine did what they could to fight off the beasts, while this was extremely difficult tribe nine managed to call upon god and arrange some sort of agreement. They sacrificed the local evil-doers of the town, often known as the grateful dudes, to the god to restore peace back to the village. From there they were praised with the upmost respect.
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A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.
Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?
(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)
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The Sean Nine is used in cases of texting, IMing or E-Mailing. It is used to clearly state an obviously sarcastic statement. To use the Sean Nine, simply put the numerical form of a nine (9) at the beginning and closing of the sarcastic statement.
Oh my, 9the Sean Nine is so uncool.9
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Twomp nine is referred to as the 209 area code in Northern California. Twomp is a slang word used for twenty, the first person we heard refer to it as this term is Yoey The Fundraiser a local rapper from the area who really illustrates life in Stockton, Modesto, Merced and many other cities from the area code. The 209 area code has more cities than any other area code surrounding it.
They unify us together as cities and blocks but i see past that, when people ask me where I'm from I simply tell them the twomp nine
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